Top 3 reasons why dating an alien might be a good thing:
- Significant savings on car maintenance as your date feeds on used oil and recharges the battery with a single touch of his/her left pinky.
- Sleeping with somebody whose eyes stay open and keep glowing softly in the dark can be reassuring and provides a great alternative to a night light.
- Shape shifting allows the two of you to experiment in ways that far exceed what humans can achieve with silicone.